Once, there was a clown whose personality had split in two…

Once, there was a clown whose personality had split in two…

One was neat and organized…  The other wasn’t.

One was neat and organized…

The other wasn’t.

One liked his job in the circus…  The other hated it.

One liked his job in the circus…

The other hated it.

One liked things clean…  The other was a mess.

One liked things clean…

The other was a mess.

One liked to be a pretty clown…  The other preferred to look like a monster.

One liked to be a pretty clown…

The other preferred to look like a monster.

One was a good cook…  The other ate things raw.

One was a good cook…

The other ate things raw.

One put polish on his nails…  The other couldn’t care less about his fingers.

One put polish on his nails…

The other couldn’t care less about his fingers.

One took a lovely little walk…  The other’s walk was anything but lovely.

One took a lovely little walk…

The other’s walk was anything but lovely.

One had a head like a juicy orange…  One killed the other and himself.  He stripped the skin off his head like he was peeling an orange.

One had a head like a juicy orange…

One killed the other and himself.

He stripped the skin off his head like he was peeling an orange.